Welcome to the official Sighting Station. This is the central nervous system for distribution of Big Ed's Super Saucers. This is where all activity is monitored. You didn't think we knew how many Super Saucers you humans consume, but we do! We've got Moon Surfer counting them as they leave the Galaxy. He counts them while they're here. I don't know why, he puts more on the trucks than we get to eat. I do wish he'd take a vacation and surf some other galaxy for awhile. So, you want to report a Super Saucer Sighting? Want to find out where to get Super Saucers? Planning your vacation around Super Saucer Sightings? You are in the right place. The Strat-o-Station is your entry to the Sightings Rules, Checking your Sighting and finally Reporting your Sighting and entering the drawing. Oh yeah, you can also see the famous Winner's T-Shirt here. I'm pretty sure you can get to some other places from here, but I kinda forget how. If you get lost, just pull out your emergency Super Saucer and Bigfoot will be sure to find you before you can take a second bite. Meet me back at the Bizarre when your finished here.